“I’ve got a box of old bras if you want to see them.”— Phyllis (The Office, Season 7, “Garage Sale”)
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Garage sale items run the gamut from the old and tattered to the shiny and new-ish. From the low end to the high end. From the vintage to the modern. From the practical to the collectible. And — most entertainingly — from the mundane to the strange.
If you’ve been to a garage sale, chances are you’ve seen some weird stuff — things that are inexplicable, impractical or downright creepy. For many, it’s come to be a pleasurable part of the garage sale-ing experience, and it’s arguably the coolest thing about shopping secondhand.
For your viewing pleasure, we’ve compiled a collection of weird garage sale finds from around the Web. Enjoy!
It’s Alive!
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I’m calling this the Vampire Fish. Go ahead and hang it up next to your smoke detector as shown above.
Source: EstateSales.org
This ventriloquist’s dummy is eyeing Donald Duck rather maliciously. He also seems to have double-jointed legs.
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Source: EstateSales.org
Allow me to introduce you to the Perpetually Left-Looking Lady.
Source: ThePolkaDotCloset.Blogspot.com
The Green-Eyed Ghoul
Source: FreddieInSpace.com
I don’t even want to know what’s inside.
Source: Unusual or funny items found at garage sales, thrift stores, etc.
It came from within the toilet?
Source: Unusual or funny items found at garage sales, thrift stores, etc.
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“Sharon! Where are my hands? Ah, yes, holding the candles.”
Source: OregonWomensReport.com
Luxurious Furs
Yes, it’s cute. But someone clearly thought this was too creepy to keep in their house.
Source: JasonVorhees.Wordpress.com
And here we have a luxurious blue-and-white-marbled jacket…possibly gremlin fur.
Source: YardSaleBloodbath.com
Poor child must be cold. Well, everywhere but the hands and neck.
Source: YardSaleBloodbath.com
Abstract Art
It’s banana-shaped. It’s five cents. That’s really all you need to know.
Source: Unusual or funny items found at garage sales, thrift stores, etc.
To the Metallic, Mosaic Lighthouse, a sequel by Virginia Woolf
Source: EstateSales.org
Animal Farm
Our dog Charlie just lights up the room with his smile! Literally.
Source: VintageJunkInMyTrunk.Typepad.com
Nothing says the holidays quite like a Christmas tree crawling with mice.
Source: EstateSales.org
Let this be a lesson: Don’t cry over spilled milk…or the dogs will get you! Sweetest or saddest painting ever? You decide.
Garage Sale Finder
Source: YardSaleBloodbath.com
What were the strangest things you’ve ever come across at a garage sale? Comment below.
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